Things have been quiet

The muppet dog is gone. The days go by without incident. Benji has come to visit quite a bit, and I have tried to give her lots of love-hives. I watch a particular fish in the glass water box, it moves around a lot.

A sinister muppet intruder

There is a black and white muppet dog in the house, and it is highly disturbing. It trots around like it owns the place with a silly happy expression, but I think there is a method to its madness. I will monitor the situation as it unfolds. My tail has been poofed up like a feather duster all evening.

Pictured: top, evaluating the situation under a chair; bottom, the intruder's anti-gravity superpowers.

Videogenic

These silly humans filmed me just going about my usual business.

I miss the girl who comes to visit

Benji hasn't come to see me for a few days, and I miss her. She pets me even though I give her hives. It's very flattering.

my friends

I like it when Jeff and Paul pet me. Sometimes Paul takes me out of my bedroom and gives me attention. It scares me at first, but then I like it. I like to go into Jeff's room and hide under his bed. I go to the far corner and let the world go by around me.

a break-out

Last night the imp and the gay cat got out through a window. I don't understand why anyone would want to go out into the scary dark. I was not involved in the rescue mission, but they were recovered. I was playing with the edge of a throw rug.

being a base 6 cat

Even though I have three legs, I have almost the correct number of toes. I have six on each paw, totaling eighteen. Sometimes the nails on the extra toes get very long, I don't like it.

Adversaries

There are some cats in the house that I don't trust. There is a small imp of a cat named Mira that tries to play with my tail, and when I flick my tail and puff it up to show my displeasure, it only seems to encourage her. She moves too fast for my liking.

The imp's mother is named Ziva. Ziva doesn't harass me, but she is very intimidating. She is a trash cat, and she's always getting into trouble. I disapprove. I'm told that I'll have to live with her for a long time, so I hope she learns to behave herself.

There are also two grey cats in the house. We don't spend time together, but they seem ok. I think the stripey one might be gay...

I love the fireplace

Sometimes when it's cold, a fire appears in the wall. I go and sit next to it.

Sometimes Moony is scary

We've known each other for a long time, but he's turning into a madman!

a very frightening experience

Today I noticed someone coming up behind me in the hallway. I was terrified, and I tried to run away but I slid on the throw rug. I haven't mentioned it on my blog before, but I have three legs. I flopped onto the rug and turned to face my assailant. But it was just Sina! She carried me to my room and I was safe again.

Excitement

Tonight lots of people came over and petted me. When they left I went to sleep.

I am lurking behind a pole. Can you see me?

My tongue got stuck in the "out" position

Some have said I am an alien

Others say I am a cylon.

A duck comes to visit

I'm looking at you

I'm not on your lap. Why??

Madness

I sleep next to Moony on the couch. Sometimes, he will forget I'm there. When he notices me again, he hisses at me. He has lost his mind...

I like my bed

I like to fall asleep in my bed and cover my face with my paws. Sometimes I fall asleep on my back with my face to the ceiling of the bed.